Just what I've always wanted.
Friday, January 29, 2010
facebook ad
This is what I get for google image searching "twilight wedding", now I see facebook ads like this
Just what I've always wanted.
Just what I've always wanted.
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Librarian Mix Tape
I love this. Can anybody make me a real copy? Or even better, their own library themed mix tape?
from Andy via flavorwire.
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Monday, January 25, 2010
Domesticated Deer
Meet Dillie, the domesticated deer who eats linguine in her owners' bed
"Living with the Buteras since she was
three days old, Dillie now knows how to turn lights on and off and how
to take ice from the dispenser in the fridge...Dillie has the run of the house, and has even learnt how to use the toilet."
LOST sandwich
LOST characters explain how to make a sandwich on the island:
via LOST Examiner.
Jack
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though you were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the sandwich yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with peanut butter and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the peanut butter sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the jelly sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow peanut butter or jelly sandwich into grave danger
Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of jelly at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich”
2. Call the mascot on the jar of peanut butter lots of clever nicknames
3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot
4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical peanut butter and jelly sandwich and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite
Locke
1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a sandwich out of themselves
2. Lose faith and make the sandwich anyway
3. Realize that you were the instrument by which the ingredients chose to make a sandwich after all
4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time
Hurley
1. Make sandwich
2. Eat sandwich
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum
Sayid
1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-20
2. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules
3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol or Visual Basic
4. Act all tough-like
Desmond
1. Eat sandwich
2. Call the sandwich “brother”
3. Place peanut butter slice over jelly slice
4. Spread jelly on the other slice
5. Spread peanut butter on one slice
6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of peanut butter and a jar of jelly
Ben
1. Steal someone else’s sandwich
2. Claim you coerced them into making the sandwich for you all along
3. Say you’ll tell them everything if they make you another sandwich
4. Stare at them all creepy-like
Libby
1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time
2. Just as you start making it, get shot
Danielle
1. Apply peanut butter
2. Disappear for eight months
3. Apply jelly
4. Disappear for eight months
5. Eat sandwich
Claire
1. Mmmmmmm, peanut butter
Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse
1. Make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
2. Have someone take a bite, then tell them it’s a baloney sandwich
3. Make up a whole bunch of other shit, then say you had planned it all along
4. Buy a few yachts
via LOST Examiner.
Jack
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though you were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the sandwich yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with peanut butter and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the peanut butter sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the jelly sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow peanut butter or jelly sandwich into grave danger
Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of jelly at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich”
2. Call the mascot on the jar of peanut butter lots of clever nicknames
3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot
4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical peanut butter and jelly sandwich and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite
Locke
1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a sandwich out of themselves
2. Lose faith and make the sandwich anyway
3. Realize that you were the instrument by which the ingredients chose to make a sandwich after all
4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time
Hurley
1. Make sandwich
2. Eat sandwich
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum
Sayid
1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-20
2. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules
3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol or Visual Basic
4. Act all tough-like
Desmond
1. Eat sandwich
2. Call the sandwich “brother”
3. Place peanut butter slice over jelly slice
4. Spread jelly on the other slice
5. Spread peanut butter on one slice
6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of peanut butter and a jar of jelly
Ben
1. Steal someone else’s sandwich
2. Claim you coerced them into making the sandwich for you all along
3. Say you’ll tell them everything if they make you another sandwich
4. Stare at them all creepy-like
Libby
1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time
2. Just as you start making it, get shot
Danielle
1. Apply peanut butter
2. Disappear for eight months
3. Apply jelly
4. Disappear for eight months
5. Eat sandwich
Claire
1. Mmmmmmm, peanut butter
Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse
1. Make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
2. Have someone take a bite, then tell them it’s a baloney sandwich
3. Make up a whole bunch of other shit, then say you had planned it all along
4. Buy a few yachts
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Lists
I used to really be into McSweeney's Lists, and then sort of forgot about them, but then started reading them again today. most of them are medium good.
Access point
Authority control
Broad classification
Closed stacks
Coextensive subject entry
Collocation
Colon classification
Cutter number
Date stamp
Depth indexing
Descriptor
Dewey
EAD header
Exhaustivity
Full entry
Fuzzy set
Information package
Location device
Main entry
MARC record
Open stacks
Scope note
Subject entry
Subject heading
Surrogate Record
Syndetic structure
Technical service
Title entry
Tracing
Union catalog
User file
Vertical file
Warwick framework
Weeding
Work mark
Access point
Authority control
Broad classification
Closed stacks
Coextensive subject entry
Collocation
Colon classification
Cutter number
Date stamp
Depth indexing
Descriptor
Dewey
EAD header
Exhaustivity
Full entry
Fuzzy set
Information package
Location device
Main entry
MARC record
Open stacks
Scope note
Subject entry
Subject heading
Surrogate Record
Syndetic structure
Technical service
Title entry
Tracing
Union catalog
User file
Vertical file
Warwick framework
Weeding
Work mark
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
ghost ride the whip
I had kind of forgotten that this happens until recently when someone was talking about how in Louisiana they call tricked out cars "donks" or if they are Asian imports "rice burners." I was trying to explain ghost riding and found this video as an example. The fact it's a Delorean and one of the guys has a fake leg makes it better.
Friday, January 15, 2010
Group Photo
This past weekend I had a really lovely time hanging out with Ashley who came down for a visit. Aside from the fact that she packed pretty inappropriate clothes for such cold weather, I think she had a nice time. Events included:
reading the information about him when this group of Asian people, mainly children, swooped in for a photo op. I didn't realize what was going on until I was surrounded and they either must have not noticed me or thought I was one of the group because they just snapped their pictures and went on their way without even saying anything to me. They came and went so fast, it felt a bit like a flash mob. I sort of wonder if they'll notice that I'm in their pictures when they look at them later; I guess I'll just be the Asian that looks the most surprised.
- lots of walking around and braving the cold
- giggling about boys
- navigating incredible furniture shop/mazes
- good design/kitchen wares/home goods
- tea/bento box
- cheese grits
- thrifting (the store had weaves for sale!)
- museuming (taxidermy, bones, and big diamonds)
- Badlands
- cookies
reading the information about him when this group of Asian people, mainly children, swooped in for a photo op. I didn't realize what was going on until I was surrounded and they either must have not noticed me or thought I was one of the group because they just snapped their pictures and went on their way without even saying anything to me. They came and went so fast, it felt a bit like a flash mob. I sort of wonder if they'll notice that I'm in their pictures when they look at them later; I guess I'll just be the Asian that looks the most surprised.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Friday, January 8, 2010
noble capybara
I still don't think I quite get what tumblr is, but this is pretty awesome.
fuckyeahcapybara
via Down with the Demiurge
fuckyeahcapybara
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Monday, January 4, 2010
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